Funny light-hearted quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

  Commentary:
  Oh, don't worry, sweetie! Seeing those shiny credit cards might just make your day sparkle as bright as those numbers on the front! 💳✨ Just remember, swiping doesn't count as exercise, no matter how many times you do it! 😜 #BadDaySolutions

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the cosmic dance of celestial bodies and ego clashes! 🌒💫 Someone's shining moment eclipsed by the shadow of self-love! 🤣 #EgoEclipsed #SelfLoveLunarBlockage"

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