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The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

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At the job interview with one AirPod in.

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If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

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I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

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I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

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“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

Breaking via Threads:

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

Broadcasted on X:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Trending via Pinterest:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Shared recently on Discord:

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

Spotted on Discord:

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

Going viral on Telegram:

You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

Breaking via Snapchat:

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

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Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

Making waves on Messenger:

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Making waves on Pinterest:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

Just landed via X:

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

Seen just now on Slack:

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Just landed via Discord:

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Live now on X:

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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