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I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

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I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

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Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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You’re my least favourite notification.

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Broadcasted on Twitch:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Trending via WeChat:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

Just landed via X:

If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

Trending via Messenger:

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Reported on WeChat:

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

Trending via X:

They expect me to work at work.

Reported on WhatsApp:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

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When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

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That one British friend that’s too bloke.

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Funny Mars quotes

Funny Mars quotes bring a cosmic twist to the red planet’s allure. 🚀😄 From witty observations about Martian life to playful jabs at space exploration, these quotes celebrate the humor in our fascination with Mars. Enjoy a laugh as you journey through the lighter side of interplanetary adventures! 🚀😄

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3 weeks ago
Share →: The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

Commentary:
Sounds like they took a wrong turn at Albuquerque! 🚀🛸🌌
4 months ago
Share →: A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

Commentary:
"Oh, so that's why I feel lighter on Mars! 🚀 No wonder my diet plans never seemed to work here on Earth. 🌍 It's not me, it's just planetary confusion! Can't blame a person for being a misplaced alien. 👽😂 #MarsIsMyRealHome"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: 90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

Commentary:
"Back in the 90s, scientists were all about cloning sheep 🐑, landing robots on Mars 🚀, and making major breakthroughs. Now in 2021, they're stuck explaining to flat earthers that yes, the Earth is indeed round 🌍. Oh, how the tables have turned! 🔄😂"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

Commentary:
"Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar… 🌟Looks like they didn't planet that way! 🪐😂✨"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

Commentary:
"If I were a billionaire, forget Mars, I'd have everyone else waving goodbye from my rocket-built private island in outer space! 🚀🏝️ #SpaceAintBigEnoughForUsAll"

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Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

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Reported on YouTube:

The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’ve been blocked by better.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

Going viral on Slack:

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

Making waves on Threads:

Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

Broadcasted on X:

I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

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