Funny Mars quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so that's why I feel lighter on Mars! 🚀 No wonder my diet plans never seemed to work here on Earth. 🌍 It's not me, it's just planetary confusion! Can't blame a person for being a misplaced alien. 👽😂 #MarsIsMyRealHome"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

  Commentary:
  "Back in the 90s, scientists were all about cloning sheep 🐑, landing robots on Mars 🚀, and making major breakthroughs. Now in 2021, they're stuck explaining to flat earthers that yes, the Earth is indeed round 🌍. Oh, how the tables have turned! 🔄😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

  Commentary:
  "Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar… 🌟Looks like they didn't planet that way! 🪐😂✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

  Commentary:
  "If I were a billionaire, forget Mars, I'd have everyone else waving goodbye from my rocket-built private island in outer space! 🚀🏝️ #SpaceAintBigEnoughForUsAll"

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