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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

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The worst person you know is studying psychology.

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How is it still this week?

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

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“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

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If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

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I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

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Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

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“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

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Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

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Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

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I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

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Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

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Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

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People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

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I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

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