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Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Pinterest:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

Trending via Twitch:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

Just landed via Slack:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Just landed via Messenger:

“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

Making waves on Reddit:

Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

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22 shares on Snapchat this month:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

67 shares on X this month:

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

10 shares on Instagram this month:

I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

34 shares on TikTok this month:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

48 shares on Threads this month:

Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

21 shares on X this month:

If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

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15 folks are currently checking 👀

Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

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Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

The feminine urge to start a coven.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

I hope my email finds you enraged.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Slack:

ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

Just landed via Messenger:

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

Making waves on Twitch:

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

Going viral on Snapchat:

“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

Broadcasted on Threads:

My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

Just landed via YouTube:

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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