106 Funny mental health quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

  Commentary:
  "Well, looks like this therapist decided to hand you over like a hot potato 🥔🌶️ But hey, don't worry, group therapy can be like a stand-up comedy show with a touch of emotional support 🤝🎤🤣 So get ready to share the spotlight and spread some laughs… or tears 😅😭 #GroupTherapyJourney"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, just casually sacrificing sanity for likes and followers 📱💔 Who needs self-care when you have filters and hashtags, am I right? 😅 #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to rely on my mental health is like using a flashlight in a horror film – it flickers at the worst moments and inevitably leaves me in the dark 🕯️😱 But hey, at least there's always a twist ending, right? 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, it's better to be delightfully crazy than to end up in the dullsville of sanity! 🤪 Embrace your inner weirdness to avoid the risk of becoming a boring potato! 🥔 Stay fabulously mad, my friend! 💫"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

  Commentary:
  "Therapist of the Year award goes to… *drumroll*… Me! 🏆💤 Who needs therapy when you can just nap your problems away, am I right?! 😂 #NapTherapy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of laziness saving us from insanity! 🤪 Procrastination: Keeping mental breakdowns at bay since forever! 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

  Commentary:
  "Therapy isn't cutting it, I need to throw my brain in the dishwasher for a spin cycle of clarity! 🧠🚿✨ Out with the dirty thoughts, in with the squeaky-clean ideas!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone has found the perfect antidote for their blues! 💸 Who needs therapy when you have a fat bank account, am I right? 😜💰 #MoneyMood #CureForTheBlues"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

  Commentary:
  😂👨‍⚕️ "Next stop: Therapy Land! Watch out, ladies, I know all the best spots… for self-discovery and personal growth! Buckle up for a one-way ride to emotional enlightenment! 🚗💨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew my thoughts were such chatterboxes? 🗣️🎙️ Now I've got a mind full of influencers! 🤯 #PodcastMania"

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