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4 months ago
Share →: I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

Commentary:
"Who says therapy has to be expensive? Just head to the nearest empty field and let it all out! 🌾🗣️ Don't worry, the cows won't judge. 😂 #ReleaseTheKraken"
4 months ago
Share →: I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

Commentary:
"Ah, joining the USA in that downward spiral into a multi-layered cake of sadness and despair, huh? 🍰😅 Hang in there, at least you'll have company in the depression party! 🎉🇺🇸 #NotAloneInTheStruggle"
4 months ago
Share →: My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

Commentary:
"Offering mental health advice when you're one jellybean short of the jar… 🤪🏥 Remember, sometimes laughter is the best therapy! 😂 #FriendshipGoals #AsylumBound"
4 months ago
Share →: Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

Commentary:
"Therapy bills piling up? 🤑 Just take a stroll in the woods and play hide and seek with society! 🌲 Who needs a therapist when you have nature's embrace? 😂 #LostAndLovingIt"
4 months ago
Share →: If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you can just go for a run and have your body scream at you instead? 🏃‍♂️💨 Just remember, sweating out your problems doesn't always mean solving them! 😅 #ExerciseIsMyTherapy"
5 months ago
Share →: Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between optimism and anxiety – it's like a never-ending debate between a carefree surfer and a cautious meteorologist. In this case, it seems Anxiety always has a well-prepared rebuttal ready to rain on Me's parade. It's like a comedy duo where Anxiety is the straight-faced realist and Me is the eternal optimist, setting the stage for some truly unexpected plot twists. Who knew that asking 'what can possibly go wrong' would end up being
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the ultimate mind-clearing hack was simply laughing like a maniac 😂💭 Let those thoughts scatter like confetti all thanks to unstoppable giggles! 🎉 #BrainCleanse"
5 months ago
Share →: I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

Commentary:
"Who needs a night light when you've got Temu's special glow-in-the-dark antidepressants? 💊✨ Say goodbye to the darkness… and hello to your new radiant aura! 😂 #GlowUp"
5 months ago
Share →: Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

Commentary:
"Introducing the revolutionary invention: Mind-canceling headphones! For those times when your thoughts are louder than the world around you. 🧠🔕 Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the sound of silence… inside your head! 💭🙉"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

Commentary:
"Embrace your inner craziness… it's the secret ingredient to a balanced diet of madness! 🤪🥗 #HealthyInsanity"