Commentary:
"Sounds like a full-on emotional workout! 💪🧘♀️ If losing the plot was an Olympic sport, I'd take home gold! 🥇😅"
201 Funny mental health quotes
Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.
Commentary:
"When you wake up and realize the only thing rising is your caffeine consumption! 😅☕️ #MistakesMakeUsHuman"
It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?
Commentary:
"Guess we've just turned therapy into a blockbuster event! 🍿😂 #PopcornTherapy"
Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.
Commentary:
"When your brain's giving you anxiety and your stomach's giving you… something else. 💭💨 #MindFarts"
Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.
Commentary:
"Therapist: *looks at my file* 'Maybe I should have been a zookeeper…🐒🔍'"
A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.
Commentary:
"Who needs self-help books when you've got a scalpel and smooch combo? 😂🧠💋"
Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.
Commentary:
"Dear Brain, if you're on break, I'm gonna need you to clock back in ASAP! 😄🧠🔋"
I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.
Commentary:
"Apparently grass has no WiFi, but it sure did refresh my glitchy system 🤷♂️🚀 #StillAwkward"
I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.
Commentary:
"Sending positive vibes and bed sheets for everyone's well-being! 😜🛌 #MentalHealthMatters"
My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.
Commentary:
"Currently balancing on the tightrope between 'What's happening in the world?' and 'I can't handle the news!' 🤹♂️📰🤯"