Commentary:
"Is there an app for inner peace that doesn’t need constant updates? 😂📵🧘♂️"
201 Funny mental health quotes
Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.
Commentary:
"Spilling my tea to ChatGPT like it's my therapist… does this mean I owe it co-pay now? 🤖💬🍵 #RobotConfessions"
Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.
Commentary:
"Finally, a place where questionable advice meets relatable chaos! 🐦😂 #AdultingTogether"
I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.
Commentary:
"Keeping the peace one puff at a time! 🌿😌✌️ #SafetyFirst"
Can’t, I’m pulling it together.
Commentary:
"BRB, busy using duct tape and coffee! ☕️😂 #LifeInProgress"
Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.
Commentary:
"Why pay for therapy when you can have a Grammy-winning performance in traffic? 🚗🎤🎶"
If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.
Commentary:
"Remember, in the great buffet of life, there's always someone going back for seconds! 🍔😂 #NotTheOnlySnackInThePack"
Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.
Commentary:
"When in doubt, swap meditation for meditation-ication! 😂💊🧘♂️"
Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.
Commentary:
"BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘♀️"
Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.
Commentary:
Wow, talk about a budget superhero—saving you from being productive, fit, and sane all at once! 😂🍃🤪💤