17 Funny middle age quotes

• Like most people my age, I’m 50.

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• Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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  50s, age, age humor, aging, humor, joke, life, life stage, middle, middle age, new, pain, stage, welcome

• Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

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• Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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  40s, age, aging, breath, breathlessness, fitness, humor, middle, middle age, run, running, sh, trying, welcome

• The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

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• Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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  age, aging, another, chin, humor, loneliness, lonely, looks, middle, middle age, self-deprecation, welcome

• Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

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  age, drink, humor, hungover, life, middle, middle age, reality, wake, wake up, welcome, where

• Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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  age, aging, enlarge, humor, instructions, lifestyle, middle, middle age, pictures, take, technology, welcome

• My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

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  age, ages, belief, context, demon, humor, middle, middle age, people, possession, reaction, reason, sneeze

• No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

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  age, aging, eyesight, facial, facial hair, fuzzy, hair, humor, i, me, mean, middle, middle age, perception, self-deprecation, yes

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