Funny middle age quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

  Commentary:
  "By the time I find my running shoes, I'm already ready for a nap! 🏃‍♀️💤👟"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

  Commentary:
  "Memory of a goldfish in training! 🐠 P.S. If you see my keys, remind them who I am! 🔑😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age where your face starts collecting chins like Pokémon! 😂👌 #GottaDoubleChinEmAll"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the delightful mystery of middle age – where even the act of simply existing can provoke a hangover! 🎉🥂 Who needs a cocktail when you have the magical power of aging to do the job for you? Cheers to waking up feeling 'experienced' every day! 🍹🤪 #MiddleAgeMagic

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the inevitable transition to middle age – where reading glasses become your new BFF and the zoom function on your phone is your best friend! 📸🔍 Embracing the fine print has never been so stylish! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

  Commentary:
  Ah-choo! 😈 Beware my sneezes, for they are so powerful that they could summon demons from the depths of the Middle Ages! 👻 Who knew my nasal exorcism skills were so legendary? 🤧 #SneezeGoals #PossessedByDemons

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

  Commentary:
  "Middle age: where you need more grooming tools than a garden shed! 🧔🔍 #FuzzyWoes #MidLifeCrisis"

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