Funny middle age quotes

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  2 days ago

  View →: The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.
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  4 days ago

  View →: Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.
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  5 months ago

  View →: No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

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