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18 Funny middle age quotes

Funny middle age quotes bring a hilarious twist to those awkward years when you’re too young to retire but too old to party like you used to 😂🎉 Embrace the quirks, wrinkles, and wisdom with a smile 😜 Whether you’re rocking gray hairs or just figuring out where your keys disappeared 🧐, these witty lines will have you laughing through the midlife madness! 🎈✨

Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.

Posted on2 days ago2 days ago

Like most people my age, I’m 50.

Posted on2 months ago

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

Posted on2 months ago

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

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Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

Posted on2 months ago

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

Posted on2 months ago

Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

Posted on2 months ago

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

Posted on2 months ago

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

Posted on2 months ago

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

Posted on2 months ago

Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

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