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Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

I hate interviewing. Just hire me. I stand on business, for real.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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17,387

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Spotted on Instagram:

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

Live now on Messenger:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

Just shared via TikTok:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

Trending via TikTok:

He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Going viral on Telegram:

I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

Going viral on WeChat:

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

20 shares on Discord this month:

Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

97 shares on X this month:

My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.

28 shares on Threads this month:

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

88 shares on X this month:

Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

36 shares on Instagram this month:

That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

65 shares on Discord this month:

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

16 folks are currently checking 👀

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

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Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

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Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,615

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

Breaking via Slack:

Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

Just landed via TikTok:

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Is this simulation from Temu?

Shared recently on WeChat:

Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

Spotted on Reddit:

Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Muting morons is good for your health.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

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