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I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promiseβ€”1-2 years at most.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

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My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

Making waves on Slack:

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Live now on Threads:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

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Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

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How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

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I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

Spotted on WeChat:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Spotted on Facebook:

Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

Breaking via Reddit:

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

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How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

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