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Funny missing quotes πŸ€”βœ¨ are like a treasure hunt for your brain! Ever found yourself chuckling at punchlines that vanished into thin air? πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚ These elusive snippets leave you hanging, wondering what words of wisdom or hilarity slipped away. It’s a delightful puzzle 🧩πŸ”₯, perfect for sparking creativity and laughter. Dive into the world of these whimsical absentees and let your imagination run wild! 🎈πŸ€ͺ

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

So many true crime podcasts are just like β€œa young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

Posted onJan 26, 2025

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Posted onJan 25, 2025

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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