39 Funny missing quotes

• My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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  another, charger, everyday, everyday struggle, exaggeration, frustration, help, humor, item, lying, missing, missing item, phone, phone charger, room, struggle, tech, tech frustration

• People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

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  communication, funny observation, greeting, happy, humor, missing, new, new year, observation, people, rest, text, year

• If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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  confidence, ever, feel, flirt, humor, joke, life, me, missing, playful, romantic, sarcasm, self-esteem

• Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

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  beer, beverage, big, humor, joke, knows, lady, letting, me, missing, next, pool, pregnancy, pregnant, relaxation, social, summer, taking

• Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

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  child, harmonica, humor, instructions, instrument, joke, kid, missing, misunderstanding, musical, musical instrument, parenting, work

• “Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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  adventure, explain, explanation, gap, humor, i, interview, job, job interview, missing, national, national park, park, resume

• If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

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  ever, humor, i, joke, me, missing, poster, promise, put, self-image, weight

• I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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  aspiration, dollars, dream, humor, joke, life, million, missing, money, wealth

• I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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  another, appliance, dimension, household, household appliance, humor, laundry, laundry humor, machine, missing, missing socks, portal, sock, socks, washing, washing machine

• Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

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  ability, awareness, everyone, except, good, humor, missing, morning, people, read, room, sarcasm, skills, social, social skills

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