Funny monsters quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

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  Commentary:
  "Love is in the scare… I mean, air! 🧟‍♂️💕👹 #MonsterMatch"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 🤣 It's no surprise that Grok gives off those "I might eat you" vibes. 🍴 Maybe Grok just needs a hug… or maybe a snack. Watch out for that one! 🦖 #GrokTheHungry

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to worry about monsters under the bed when you've evicted them by making the mattress their new landlord? 😂👻 No security deposit required!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the scariest creatures weren't lurking under the bed, but hiding behind those fake smiles all along? 😈😬 Watch out for the real monsters out there, they're not always easy to spot!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to worry about monsters under the bed when you've got a cat fight club going on down there? 🐱🥊 Just imagine little kitty referees and spectators cheering on their fierce fighters! Maybe the winner gets the prized tuna can trophy! 😄 #CatFightClub"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

  Commentary:
  👧👦 "My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met. 🦖 Yep, forget about ghosts and goblins, the real horror show is bedtime with these pint-sized tyrants! 😂👻 #ParentingAdventures"

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