Funny monsters quotes

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people's fake smiles.

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025