15 Funny moon quotes

Funny moon quotes light up the night with a touch of humor! 🌕😂 From whimsical observations about our lunar neighbor to playful remarks about moonlit misadventures, these quotes capture the lighter side of celestial charm. Enjoy a laugh as you gaze up at the moon and let these quotes add a sprinkle of fun to your stargazing moments! 🌟😄

3 weeks ago
View →: I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.
3 months ago
View →: Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.
4 months ago
View →: I bet being full feels so good for the moon.
4 months ago
View →: Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.
4 months ago
View →: We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.
4 months ago
View →: I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.
4 months ago
View →: 12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.
4 months ago
View →: There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…
4 months ago
View →: Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.
4 months ago
View →: I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.
4 months ago
View →: “I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”
5 months ago
View →: Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.
5 months ago
View →: If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.
5 months ago
View →: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.
5 months ago
View →: We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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