Funny Moon Quotes That Will Have You Laughing Over the Night Sky! 🌙😂

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

2 months ago2 months ago

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

3 months ago2 months ago

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

3 months ago2 months ago

I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

3 months ago2 months ago

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

5 months ago2 months ago

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

5 months ago2 months ago

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

5 months ago2 months ago

I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

6 months ago2 months ago

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

May 8, 20242 months ago

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

Sep 29, 20232 months ago