Funny moon quotes

Funny moon quotes light up the night with a touch of humor! 🌕😂 From whimsical observations about our lunar neighbor to playful remarks about moonlit misadventures, these quotes capture the lighter side of celestial charm. Enjoy a laugh as you gaze up at the moon and let these quotes add a sprinkle of fun to your stargazing moments! 🌟😄

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Funny Quotes August 28, 2024

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Funny Quotes August 16, 2024

I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

Funny Quotes August 9, 2024

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

Funny Quotes June 29, 2024

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Funny Quotes June 29, 2024

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Funny Quotes June 16, 2024

I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

Funny Quotes June 4, 2024

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Funny Quotes May 8, 2024

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

Funny Quotes September 29, 2023