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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

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They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

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Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

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When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

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Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

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You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

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25 Funny moon quotes

Funny moon quotes light up the night with a touch of humor! 🌕😂 From whimsical observations about our lunar neighbor to playful remarks about moonlit misadventures, these quotes capture the lighter side of celestial charm. Enjoy a laugh as you gaze up at the moon and let these quotes add a sprinkle of fun to your stargazing moments! 🌟😄

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Share →: I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

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Sounds like you'd be the first werewolf to request a spa day during a full moon! 🌕🛀🐺
5 days ago
Share →: The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

Commentary:
🌕🌊 If the moon had a gym membership, it’d have abs of steel from all that ocean dragging! Middle school me still blames it for dragging my math grades down too! 😆💪
2 weeks ago
Share →: As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

Commentary:
Sure, as long as the moon doesn't start charging for long-distance calls! 🌝📞✨
2 weeks ago
Share →: Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

Commentary:
Looks like the moon's got 20/20 vision and is making me its next Netflix binge! 🌝👀📺
2 weeks ago
Share →: Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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Shoot your shot when the moon has that Instagram filter on it! 🌙📸
3 weeks ago
Share →: Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

Commentary:
Just your typical Friday night plans, right? 🌕🔮🩸
3 weeks ago
Share →: Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

Commentary:
When she says "I know a spot," better hope it's brunch, not rituals! 🌕😂🔮
4 weeks ago
Share →: The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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Sounds like they took a wrong turn at Albuquerque! 🚀🛸🌌
4 weeks ago
Share →: Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

Commentary:
"Guess I'll hold the fort here on Earth! 🚪🤦‍♂️🛸🌕"
1 month ago
Share →: I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Commentary:
"That’s one small step for cats, one giant leap for feline-kind! 🐾🌕🐱"

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I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

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If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

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The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

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Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

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Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

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Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

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I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

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When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

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There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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This entire month could’ve been an email.

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I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

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“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

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This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

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You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

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