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Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

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I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

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Trending via YouTube:

The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

Freshly posted on X:

A Monday every week is excessive.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

Just shared via YouTube:

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Going bananas on Telegram:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

Going viral on Discord:

I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

Shared recently on Threads:

The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

Making waves on Instagram:

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

31 Funny moon quotes

Funny moon quotes light up the night with a touch of humor! 🌕😂 From whimsical observations about our lunar neighbor to playful remarks about moonlit misadventures, these quotes capture the lighter side of celestial charm. Enjoy a laugh as you gaze up at the moon and let these quotes add a sprinkle of fun to your stargazing moments! 🌟😄

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Thank you, moon, for staying awake so late.

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As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

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Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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34 shares on TikTok this month:

Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, there’s nothing reality Narcan can do for you.

45 shares on Threads this month:

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

42 shares on Slack this month:

Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

92 shares on Reddit this month:

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

61 shares on Threads this month:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

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Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

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Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

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Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

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Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

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I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

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Trending via YouTube:

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

Seen just now on Slack:

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

Just landed via YouTube:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

Spotted on Reddit:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Going bananas on Threads:

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

Just landed via Messenger:

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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