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Just your typical Friday night plans, right? 🌕🔮🩸
33 Funny moon quotes
Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.
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When she says "I know a spot," better hope it's brunch, not rituals! 🌕😂🔮
The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.
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Sounds like they took a wrong turn at Albuquerque! 🚀🛸🌌
Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.
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"Guess I'll hold the fort here on Earth! 🚪🤦♂️🛸🌕"
I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.
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"That’s one small step for cats, one giant leap for feline-kind! 🐾🌕🐱"
I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.
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"When the moon is out there herding wolves, women, and waves, you know it's under a lot of pressure! 🌕🐺🌊👩🦰"
Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.
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Ah, the true celestial drama queen! Blocking them is like trying to escape the force of the universe itself! 🌞🌜⭐ Don't mess with someone who sees themselves as the center of the cosmic show!
I bet being full feels so good for the moon.
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"Oh, the relatable struggles of the moon – forever hungry for attention and never satisfied! 🌕🍽️ It must be tough being up there, surrounded by all those tempting stars but never able to indulge in a midnight snack!"
Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.
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"Ah, the full moon – nature's perfect excuse for all our questionable life choices! 🌕🤪 Just blame it on Luna, she won't mind one bit. After all, it's not you, it's the moonlight talking! 🌝😜"
We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.
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"Ah, the ambitious space program goals of politicians never fail to reach for the stars…or should I say, the moon? 🌕🚀 Just imagine the moon becoming the next hotspot for vacation destinations – don't forget to pack your space suit! 👨🚀 #MoonMania2020"