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Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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January is the Monday of the year.

Going viral on X:

You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

Just shared via YouTube:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Making waves on Messenger:

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

Trending via Discord:

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

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Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

A selfie only a mother could like.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

Shared recently on Twitch:

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Trending via Discord:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Reported on Twitch:

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Making waves on Telegram:

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

Reported on Twitch:

To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

Making waves on Reddit:

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

Just shared via X:

I’m addicted to placebos.

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