Funny movement quotes

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Funny Quotes Mar 7, 2025

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025