13 Funny movement quotes

• Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

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  2 months ago

  bowel, bowel movement, daily, daily routine, humor, life, living, movement, people, routine

• Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

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  2 months ago

  believe, cartoon, childhood, ever, fear, humor, i, imagination, led, me, movement, place, quick, quick movement, run, running, scare, scared, Scooby Doo, should

• Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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  2 months ago

  bedroom, everyday, everyday life, excitement, exciting, humor, i, knows, life, living, living room, movement, next, room, where

• Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

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  2 months ago

  breakdancing, exercise, fitness, humor, just, motion, movement, slow, slow motion, yoga

• You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, curiosity, every, house, humor, learn, lot, movement, observation, observing, outside, person, privacy, tree, waking

• You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

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  2 months ago

  ever, everyday, everyday life, frustration, grocery, grocery store, humor, life, movement, moving, rage, road, road rage, slow, slow movement, someone, store, walking

• I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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  2 months ago

  around, brain, brain cell, cell, head, humor, i, joke, left, mental, movement, moves, screensaver, Windows

• Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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  2 months ago

  around, before, cleaning, drawer, food, fridge, humor, independence, movement, procrastination, something, vegetable

• I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, design, furniture, humor, i, inconvenience, issue, movement, moves, rush, take

• I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

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  2 months ago

  emotion, humor, i, love, me, move, movement, positivity, self-confidence, sexy, still, think, world

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