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I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

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They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

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I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Spotted on Twitch:

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

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When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

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Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

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I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

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“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Going viral on Messenger:

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Seen just now on Twitch:

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

Just shared via Facebook:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Live now on Telegram:

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

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Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Reported on X:

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

Trending via Instagram:

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

Just landed via Discord:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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