Funny nail quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this person takes "being prepared" to a whole new level! 😂💅 Who knew pedicure decisions could impact bedroom fashion? Just imagine the dedication and commitment involved! #FashionAndFunction #ToesOnPoint

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, The Shining truly captured the unique experience of being an only child – all those sibling-free corridors to ride your tricycle through! 🚲 No fighting over the remote or arguing about who ate the last slice of pizza. Just you, your thoughts, and maybe a haunted hotel. 😅 #OnlyChildVibes"

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