Funny nail quotes

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  17 hours ago

  Commentary:
  Therapy and a mani-pedi? That’s what I call mental *and* nail polish! 💅🧠

  care, humor, multitasking, nail, nail care, nails, self-care, session, should, talking, therapist, therapy, therapy session, while

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Looks like this person takes "being prepared" to a whole new level! 😂💅 Who knew pedicure decisions could impact bedroom fashion? Just imagine the dedication and commitment involved! #FashionAndFunction #ToesOnPoint

  date, heels, humor, i, intimacy, nail, playful, relationship, sex, stay, toe, toe nail

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Ah, The Shining truly captured the unique experience of being an only child – all those sibling-free corridors to ride your tricycle through! 🚲 No fighting over the remote or arguing about who ate the last slice of pizza. Just you, your thoughts, and maybe a haunted hotel. 😅 #OnlyChildVibes"

  being, boy, child, childhood, horror, isolation, nail, only, only child, shining, sibling

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