Commentary:
By the time you find an oasis, you'd be shouting "Water, Speedy! Giddy up!" 🏜️🐎😂
Tag Archives: 174 Funny name quotes
I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.
Commentary:
That's one way to keep your roster straight 🙈🤭 #MyManMystery
When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.
Commentary:
"Every time someone yells 'stop,' I'm torn between busting a move, freezing in place, or launching into a sudden rap career! 💃🛑🎤"
The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?
Commentary:
"Maybe it's 'Bristles', but my money's on 'Bewildered' because I'm still trying to figure it out 😂🪥"