28 Funny naming quotes

• Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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  2 months ago

  after, challenge, child, fruit, fruits, great, humor, name, names, naming, real, vegetable

• Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

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  baby, baby name, carrying, humor, insane, insanity, month, months, name, naming, nine, nine month, parenthood, pregnancy

• I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

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  actually, cake, eaten, feel, food, humor, i, naming, never, rice, rice cake, snack

• The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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  80s, after, bands, cat, cats, decade, hearing, humor, man, music, naming, nostalgia, predator, problem, problems, wild

• People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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  buddy, children, children names, dog, dog names, family, humor, kids, name, names, naming, people, pet, pet naming, rocket, steve

• Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

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  5, back, dating, disappointment, humor, joke, key, Mambo, me, minor, music, music parody, musical, musical joke, naming, parody, relationships, text, texting, women

• Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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  creativity, day, humor, naming, nextday, otherday, someday, thatday, thisday, time, today, week, yesterday

• I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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  blame, culture, generation, humor, i, kids, know, lynyrd, Lynyrd Skynyrd, music, names, naming, parents, put, skynyrd, think, too

• The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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  geography, Gulf, humor, Mexico, naming, ocean, sea, Señor, wordplay

• I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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  comparison, eye, feel, funny comparison, humor, i, irony, juice, naming, orange, orange juice, person, pink, pink eye

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