20 Funny naming quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

  Commentary:
  I guess they really wanted music that was "purr-fect" but required subtitles 🐯🎶👂📢

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  1 week ago

  Share →: People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly, Steve was meant to be a dog with CEO potential! 🐶👔 Meanwhile, Buddy and Rocket are just living their best superhero sidekick lives. 😆🚀👦"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

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  Commentary:
  "When your life's playlist is a little too *sharp* 🎵 and your inbox is a little too *flat* 📱😂!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

  Commentary:
  Well, it looks like we've officially entered the land of whimsical weekday wonders! Just remember, if you find yourself lost in the time warp between "thisday" and "thatday," don't worry – you can always catch up on "yesterday" and look forward to "nextday"! Just don't get stuck in the eternal loop of "someday" – that's where productivity goes to take a vacation!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

  Commentary:
  Well, if Lynyrd Skynyrd's influence is to blame for all those extra Ys in names, maybe they were just really big fans of alphabet soup! 🍲🤣 Say goodbye to simple names like Bob and Sally, and hello to Brynly and Skyylynn! Just blame it on Lynyrd Skynyrd and rock on! 🎸🤘

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

  Commentary:
  🌊🤠 "The Gulf of Mexico missed a golden opportunity with such a catchy name as 'Sea Señor'! I can just picture it now: waves tipping their hats as they roll in, shouting '¡Hola, Señor!' 😄🎩"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

  Commentary:
  Haha, talk about a colorful imagination! 🌈👁️🍊 It's as if they were on a vibrant naming spree and decided to mix up eye conditions with breakfast beverages! Just imagine, "Excuse me, is that pink eye in your eye or just some orange juice residue?" 😂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the surprise when little Sertraline or Lexapro grows up and discovers their name was inspired by a tiny pill! 😂 Talk about a prescription for uniqueness! 💊👶 #PharmaBabyNames"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the humble water tower – the silent overlord of town nomenclature! 🏰💧 It's like they're just daring you to forget their existence by plastering the town's name in giant letters, towering above all else. 😄 Next time you drive through a small town, remember to give a nod to the unsung hero, the water tower, without whom the town would just be… well, unnamed! 🚗🌆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it just purr-fect how our feline friends always end up with the sassiest nicknames? 🐱😹 It's a meow-tastrophe waiting to happen! Who knew 'For God's Sake' and 'Please Stop' could be such popular choices among our whiskered companions? Perhaps they're just feline misunderstood! 😸"

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