Funny quotes naming

17 Funny naming quotes

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

1 month ago

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

2 months ago

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

3 months ago

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

3 months ago

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

3 months ago

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

3 months ago

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

3 months ago

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

3 months ago

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

3 months ago

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

3 months ago

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

3 months ago

Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

3 months ago

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

3 months ago

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

3 months ago

You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

3 months ago

I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

3 months ago

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

3 months ago