Home » Funny Naming Quotes

18 Funny naming quotes

Trending Funny Naming Quotes 🔥

New funny naming quotes 👇

4 weeks ago
Share →: Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

…

Commentary:
"When your life's playlist is a little too *sharp* 🎵 and your inbox is a little too *flat* 📱😂!"
3 months ago
Share →: Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

Commentary:
Well, it looks like we've officially entered the land of whimsical weekday wonders! Just remember, if you find yourself lost in the time warp between "thisday" and "thatday," don't worry – you can always catch up on "yesterday" and look forward to "nextday"! Just don't get stuck in the eternal loop of "someday" – that's where productivity goes to take a vacation!
4 months ago
Share →: I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Commentary:
Well, if Lynyrd Skynyrd's influence is to blame for all those extra Ys in names, maybe they were just really big fans of alphabet soup! 🍲🤣 Say goodbye to simple names like Bob and Sally, and hello to Brynly and Skyylynn! Just blame it on Lynyrd Skynyrd and rock on! 🎸🤘
5 months ago
Share →: The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Commentary:
🌊🤠 "The Gulf of Mexico missed a golden opportunity with such a catchy name as 'Sea Señor'! I can just picture it now: waves tipping their hats as they roll in, shouting '¡Hola, Señor!' 😄🎩"
5 months ago
Share →: I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

Commentary:
Haha, talk about a colorful imagination! 🌈👁️🍊 It's as if they were on a vibrant naming spree and decided to mix up eye conditions with breakfast beverages! Just imagine, "Excuse me, is that pink eye in your eye or just some orange juice residue?" 😂
5 months ago
Share →: I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

Commentary:
"Imagine the surprise when little Sertraline or Lexapro grows up and discovers their name was inspired by a tiny pill! 😂 Talk about a prescription for uniqueness! 💊👶 #PharmaBabyNames"
5 months ago
Share →: Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

Commentary:
"Ah, the humble water tower – the silent overlord of town nomenclature! 🏰💧 It's like they're just daring you to forget their existence by plastering the town's name in giant letters, towering above all else. 😄 Next time you drive through a small town, remember to give a nod to the unsung hero, the water tower, without whom the town would just be… well, unnamed! 🚗🌆"
5 months ago
Share →: You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Commentary:
"Isn't it just purr-fect how our feline friends always end up with the sassiest nicknames? 🐱😹 It's a meow-tastrophe waiting to happen! Who knew 'For God's Sake' and 'Please Stop' could be such popular choices among our whiskered companions? Perhaps they're just feline misunderstood! 😸"
5 months ago
Share →: Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

Commentary:
Well, isn't that just a meaty revelation? 🍝🔨 It's like someone took a leap of faith and hit the flavor jackpot! Now, that's what I call a catch in the ball game of delicious nomenclature! ⚾😋 #MeatballMagic
5 months ago
Share →: Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Commentary:
"Me trying to pronounce prescription drug names be like: 'Oh, Qdilrox, my old friend!' 🤔💊 Definitely feels like they're playing a game of Scrabble with a twist! 🧩😂"