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26 Funny naming quotes

Funny naming quotes bring a hilarious twist to the art of choosing the perfect name 🎉😂 From quirky nicknames to unexpected wordplays, these gems will have you laughing out loud 🤣✨ Whether you’re naming a pet, a project, or even a new invention, get ready for some pun-filled inspiration that’s as clever as it is amusing 😜🎈 Dive in and discover why names aren’t just labels—they’re comedy gold! 🌟🎭

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

Posted on2 days ago2 days ago

I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

Posted on6 months ago

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Posted onFeb 12, 2025Feb 12, 2025

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

Posted onJan 26, 2025

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Posted onJan 25, 2025

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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