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Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

Just shared via Instagram:

We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

Spotted on TikTok:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Trending via Messenger:

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

Trending via TikTok:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

Live now on WhatsApp:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Going viral on X:

Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

Spotted on YouTube:

“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

Going viral on Messenger:

The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

Funny nation quotes

Funny nation quotes bring a hilarious twist to how we see countries and cultures 🌍😂 From cheeky stereotypes to witty observations, these gems will have you laughing out loud while celebrating our quirky global differences 🤣🎉 Ready to explore the lighter side of patriotism? Buckle up for some clever, playful laughs that unite us all—one funny nation quote at a time! 🌟🇺🇳✨

New funny nation quotes 👇

No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

4 weeks ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

90 shares on Threads this month:

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

100 shares on Discord this month:

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

28 shares on Threads this month:

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

14 shares on Telegram this month:

Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

I wish more dumb people were shy.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

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Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

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Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

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I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

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No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

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My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

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The shitshow must go on.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Dance like China isn’t watching.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Trending via Messenger:

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

Freshly posted on Discord:

What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

Just landed via Messenger:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

Going viral on Discord:

Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

Going bananas on Slack:

Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

Making waves on WeChat:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

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