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  5 months ago

  Share →: Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

  Commentary:
  "Relationship status: I've set the bar low and surprisingly, nobody has tripped over it yet. 🤷‍♂️🎉 #WinningAtLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

  Commentary:
  "Well, that's the true holiday dilemma, isn't it? 🎄🥃 Decisions, decisions! Just remember, whichever way you go, it's all about spreading cheer! Cheers to a festive season! 🎅🥂"

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