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Jan 27, 2025
Share →: Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Commentary:
"Ah, Netflix, the ultimate tease! All these movies at your disposal, yet the one you're craving is nowhere to be found 🙈🍿 It's like looking for a needle in a haystack, but hey, at least you'll discover some hidden gems along the way! 😅🎥"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

Commentary:
Ah, the ancient art of trekking to the mystical land of Netflix by foot! 🚶‍♂️💨 No buffering issues there, just a good ol' leg workout before your binge-watch session. Who needs a teleporter when you've got determination and sturdy shoes, right? 😄📺 #ThrowbackThursday #NetflixAndChillOnTheMove
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Commentary:
Oh, the thrill of sibling rivalry and the sprinting skills developed during ad breaks – lost on the Netflix generation! 🏃‍♂️💨 They'll never understand the heart-pounding excitement of dodging furniture on a mission to claim your spot in front of the TV before the show resumes. A unique form of childhood cardio that deserves a comeback! 📺🛋️ #ThrowbackTVMoments
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

Commentary:
"Netflix, are you spying on me or what? 🕵️‍♂️ Not even my mom keeps track of my laundry progress! 🧺 Maybe the real binge-watching challenge is not finishing a series but finishing the laundry… 🤔🧦 #LaundryDayDilemma"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

Commentary:
"Sounds like that movie was a real 'housebuster'! 🏠💥 Who needs haunted houses when you've got Netflix delivering the terror straight to your living room? 😂🎬"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

Commentary:
🍴📺 When the kitchen gets so dramatic, it turns into a binge-worthy show on Netflix! Who knew that following a Pinterest recipe could be a multi-episode saga? Let's hope the ending isn't a cliffhanger like waiting for that cake to finally finish baking! 🤣🍽️ #CookingDrama #NetflixLimitedSeries
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Commentary:
"Life's a stage, and for serial killers and comedians alike, it's all about that elusive Netflix special 🎬 Or you might just end up on those 'shitty podcasts' discussing your quirky hobbies like collecting stamps or, uh, body parts 🤷‍♂️ Either way, make sure to choose your performances wisely! 😉"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

Commentary:
"Oh, the scandalous lack of scandal on Netflix! 🙈 It's like paying for an all-you-can-eat buffet and only getting a breadstick 🥖. But hey, at least we can all enjoy those riveting documentaries about paint drying 🎨, right? 😂 #BringBackTheNudity"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Commentary:
Well, if we're looking for silver linings here, at least the Netflix app did its job and displayed the movie in color! 🌈🎥 Who needs engaging plot lines or compelling characters when you've got a functional app, am I right? 😅 #Priorities
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

Commentary:
"Who needs a partner to Netflix and chill when you've got the remote all to yourself? 📺 No more compromising on that next binge-watch choice! Single and totally in control of the TV schedule! 🍿 #IndependentViewingGoals #NetflixAndNoChill"