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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

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Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

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I put the mess in domestic.

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I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

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I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

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His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

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Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

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I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

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Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

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Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

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No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

Trending via Facebook:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

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