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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.