I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it. Posted onMay 19, 2026
My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before. Posted onApr 1, 2026
Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual? Posted onMar 30, 2026