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Next year's performance has already been nominated for the Drama Desk Awards! 🎭😂
Funny method quotes
Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.
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Keeping the five-star fun on the down low, one "meh" at a time. 🥴🌟📉🍻
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.
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Trying to adult while still needing a calculator for basic math and singing the ABCs like it's a concert tour 🎤🧮🎶
Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.
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Taking the scenic route to Wrong Town and waving as I go! 🚧😂👋
New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.
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Transforming into a pirate after watching a sea epic; expect me to ask where the rum is for the next 60 days ☠️🎥🏴☠️