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Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

3 months ago

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

3 months ago

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

3 months ago

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

3 months ago

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

3 months ago

I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

3 months ago

If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

3 months ago

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

3 months ago

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

3 months ago

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

3 months ago

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

3 months ago

If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

3 months ago