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Clearly, my phone thinks it's time for a bedtime face slam reminder!
187 Funny own quotes
Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.
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Sounds like a solid plan unless you're looking at your bank account! 🏦👀🤣
Why do I have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day? Can’t she do anything on her own?
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Sounds like a full-time job with no benefits! 😂🤦♀️ #OverworkedAndUnderpaid
My most abusive relationship is with my own brain.
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Brain: "I’m breaking up with you!” Me: "You’ll come crawling back at 2am.” 😂🧠💔
I hate world events. I have problems of my own to worry about.
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Looks like my laundry pile just declared itself an independent nation! 🧺😅🌍
Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.
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Moms have a PhD in pushing buttons 😂👩🎓💥
There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.
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Revive-a-cide: when you heroically save yourself from eternal boredom with a side of excitement! 🌟😄🚀
Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room?
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Guess I'll have to make some space in the closet for my dreams of a man cave 😂🏠
Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.
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😂👏 Taking "being neighborly" to a whole new level! Who said borrowing sugar was enough? 🍭💺
90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.
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When my code breaks, I meet my inner Sherlock Holmes, minus the deduction skills 😅🔍💻