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Finally appreciating the personal throne after a week of questionable toilet paper quality! 🚽😂🏠
187 Funny own quotes
Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.
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A classic case of divided vowel syndrome! 🙈😂
My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.
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Sounds like they’ve been brushing up on their wishlist instead of their budget! 🤑🪥
Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.
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Who knew being my own chef would make me a master at converting hours into cents! 🍳⏳💰
I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.
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When you know you're the life of the party but also the head of the bedtime committee 😂🛏️🎉
I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.
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When they say "adult supervision required," apparently that's just a suggestion! 😂🚶♂️🧩
Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”
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That's a quick way to show him who's really in charge! 😂🚖👌
‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.
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Guess who just dropped the mic at the front door? 🎤🚪💥
Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.
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Who knew the Discovery Channel would go from Shark Week to Glazed Goodness Week? 🍩😂
Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.
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When it comes to home parking wars, it's tow away or the highway! 🚗💥😠