Commentary:
When they say "adult supervision required," apparently that's just a suggestion! 😂🚶♂️🧩
182 Funny own quotes
Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”
Commentary:
That's a quick way to show him who's really in charge! 😂🚖👌
‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.
Commentary:
Guess who just dropped the mic at the front door? 🎤🚪💥
Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.
Commentary:
Who knew the Discovery Channel would go from Shark Week to Glazed Goodness Week? 🍩😂
Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.
Commentary:
When it comes to home parking wars, it's tow away or the highway! 🚗💥😠
Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“
Commentary:
"Classic Carl, always ruining a good flight. 😂💀🦗"
When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.
Commentary:
"When your brain becomes the unintentional comedian and suddenly you're the star of the awkward show! 😂🤦♂️"}
The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”
Commentary:
"Guess the rest of the world thought, 'Brits survived rain and tea shortages; zombies are just a minor inconvenience!' 🇬🇧🧟♂️☕😂"
Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.
Commentary:
"Well, I guess if Fleetwood Mac said it, who are we to argue? 🎸😅 #FollowTheMusic"
I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.
Commentary:
"When I'm in charge of meals, it's either a gourmet feast 🍽️ or I'm accidentally fasting 🙈. Balance, right? 😂 #ChefOrCaveman"