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Trying to adult but somehow ended up being my own pet with a treat-based reward system 🐾🍪🧹
182 Funny own quotes
Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.
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Adulting level unlocked: Realizing the "There's food at home" prophecy was true all along! 🍞🏠😂
I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.
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And I knew my cooking class was a joke when the teacher's idea of "flambe" involved a smoke alarm! 😂🔥📚
It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.
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Guess I'll be gifting everyone homemade IOUs this year! 🎁💸😅
Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.
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Survived another day without upgrading my emotions to a criminal record—progress! 🚓😂🎉
Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.
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Every night is just another chance for my anxiety to throw a party and forget to invite sleep! 🎉😅💼
No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.
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Why is retrieving my own money more awkward than accidentally waving back at someone who's not actually waving at me? 🤷♂️💸🙈
Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.
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Sounds like a selfie with extra steps! 📸😂
My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.
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Relatable! My bedtime rebelled and now it's the boss. 😴🕒😂
Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.
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Meeting weirdos from my couch: the future is now! 🛋️🤪📱