29 Funny parking quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Looks like my snooze button is just an investment in emotional wellness! 😅🥱🚗

  bird, bit, cry, early, early bird, frustration, humor, life, little, longer, lot, morning, office, office life, parking, parking lot, stress, work

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When you become the neighborhood car monitor, and all you got is your porch and judgy eyes! 🚗👀🧓😆

  aging, anger, car, frustration, getting, getting old, house, humor, know, mad, neighborhood, old, outside, parked, parking, random

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Can't a person parallel park without an audience? It’s like they're judging my reverse Oscars performance 😅🚗🎭

  awkward, awkward moment, driving, hate, humor, i, interaction, moment, need, outside, parallel, parallel park, park, parking, people, privacy, social, social interaction, trying

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Looks like he's auditioning for a role in the next Fast & Furious movie! 🚓🎬😂

  confrontation, cop, going, humor, illegal, illegal parking, lights, me, parked, parking, police, sarcasm, say, something, traffic

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Why get too close? I'm just practicing social distancing with curbs! 🚗😂

  away, curb, driving, habit, humor, observation, parking, parking habit, person, sarcastic, too

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When it comes to home parking wars, it's tow away or the highway! 🚗💥😠

  anger, annoyance, different, frustration, home, humor, own, parking, parking space, someone, space, taking, type

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Who knew shade and proximity could be the secret to midlife bliss? 🏆🚗🌳 #GoldMedalParking"

  40s, close, day, everyday, everyday struggle, finding, gold, hot, hot day, humor, luck, parking, patience, relatable, shade, spot, struggle, summer

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  3 weeks ago

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  Commentary:
  "Oh great, the parking lot is hosting a reunion and my car wasn't invited! 🚗🙄🎉"

  annoyance, everyday, everyday situation, full, home, homes, humor, lot, me, parking, parking lot, people, sarcasm, situation

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Story of my life: always parking my heart's hopes in the 'No Cars Allowed' zone! 🏍️💔😂"

  boom, dating, disappointment, feels, full, humor, humor humor, humor quote, life, lot, love, love life, motorcycle, open, open space, parking, parking lot, relatable, space, spot

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that finding a parking spot could be the ultimate make-or-break moment in adulting? 🅿️🚗 Sometimes the struggle is just too real that surrendering and heading back home seems like the only logical option! 😂 #LifeGoals #ParkingStruggles"

  convenience, frustration, going, home, humor, i, just, life, parking, point, priorities, where

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