18 Funny parking quotes

Funny parking quotes bring a humorous twist to the everyday challenges of finding a spot. 🚗😆 From witty remarks about parking mishaps to playful jabs at crowded lots, these quotes highlight the lighter side of navigating parking predicaments. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun in the art of parking! 😂🅿️

3 weeks ago
View →: Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?
3 weeks ago
View →: My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.
3 months ago
View →: I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.
4 months ago
View →: A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”
4 months ago
View →: You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.
5 months ago
View →: Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.
5 months ago
View →: I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.
5 months ago
View →: Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?
5 months ago
View →: Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.
5 months ago
View →: Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.
5 months ago
View →: If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?
5 months ago
View →: Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.
5 months ago
View →: You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.
5 months ago
View →: A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.
5 months ago
View →: Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.
5 months ago
View →: I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.
5 months ago
View →: That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.
5 months ago
View →: I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

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