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Patiently perfecting the art of slow exits since… now. 🚗⏳👻
30 Funny parking quotes
The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.
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Looks like my snooze button is just an investment in emotional wellness! 😅🥱🚗
You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.
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When you become the neighborhood car monitor, and all you got is your porch and judgy eyes! 🚗👀🧓😆
I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.
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Can't a person parallel park without an audience? It’s like they're judging my reverse Oscars performance 😅🚗🎭
This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.
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Looks like he's auditioning for a role in the next Fast & Furious movie! 🚓🎬😂
I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.
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Why get too close? I'm just practicing social distancing with curbs! 🚗😂
Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.
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When it comes to home parking wars, it's tow away or the highway! 🚗💥😠
Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.
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"Who knew shade and proximity could be the secret to midlife bliss? 🏆🚗🌳 #GoldMedalParking"
Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?
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"Oh great, the parking lot is hosting a reunion and my car wasn't invited! 🚗🙄🎉"
My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.
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"Story of my life: always parking my heart's hopes in the 'No Cars Allowed' zone! 🏍️💔😂"