22 Funny parking quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

  Commentary:
  Looks like he's auditioning for a role in the next Fast & Furious movie! 🚓🎬😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

  Commentary:
  Why get too close? I'm just practicing social distancing with curbs! 🚗😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

  Commentary:
  When it comes to home parking wars, it's tow away or the highway! 🚗💥😠

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew shade and proximity could be the secret to midlife bliss? 🏆🚗🌳 #GoldMedalParking"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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  Commentary:
  "Oh great, the parking lot is hosting a reunion and my car wasn't invited! 🚗🙄🎉"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

  Commentary:
  "Story of my life: always parking my heart's hopes in the 'No Cars Allowed' zone! 🏍️💔😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that finding a parking spot could be the ultimate make-or-break moment in adulting? 🅿️🚗 Sometimes the struggle is just too real that surrendering and heading back home seems like the only logical option! 😂 #LifeGoals #ParkingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a DeLorean when you can just quantum leap into a new body, right? 🚗🕰️ Tripping over your own feet: the ultimate transportation method! 😂 #QuantumLeapGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate challenge: a parking garage maze vs. a fearless driver! 🚗💨 Enter at your own risk, but beware of the twists and turns. 🔄 Who will emerge victorious: the concrete structure or the indomitable human spirit? 🤔💥 #ParkingGarageWars"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the architect was having a "parking day" when designing these garages! 🏗️😈🚗 #GeniusOrSadist

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