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Some people get it. Most people don’t.

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If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

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I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

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Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

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Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

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Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

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I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

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Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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Funny personal responsibility quotes

Funny personal responsibility quotes bring a hilarious twist to owning up and growing up! 😂🌟 They remind us that taking charge of our actions doesn’t have to be all serious business—sometimes laughter is the best way to face life’s challenges. 🙌💡 Ready for some witty wisdom that’ll make you smile while getting real? Let’s dive into the lighter side of responsibility! 🎉😄

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Share →: Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

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Who knew my inner boss would be more of a party planner than a drill sergeant? 🥳🛳️
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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Isn't it ironic how we expect clowns to act like clowns, yet we're the ones lining up to watch the circus? 🤡🎪 Maybe it's time for some self-reflection instead of waiting for the next clown show!

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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

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This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

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I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

Reported on Pinterest:

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

Reported on Telegram:

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

Going viral on Slack:

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

Trending via YouTube:

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

Just landed via Messenger:

69 but we both just farting.

Going viral on Discord:

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

Just shared via Instagram:

Work beers should be a daily thing.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

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