143 Funny phone quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of 'Your call is important to us' – the sweet sound of hold music serenading you while your importance gradually diminishes 🎶😅 Hang in there, your call might be feeling important again soon… maybe! 📞🤷‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

  Commentary:
  "Annoying? Maybe. Narcissistic? Definitely not! 😜📵 Let's give credit where it's due – at least there's no endless stream of selfies hogging that lock screen real estate! 🤳 #SelfieFreeZone"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a smartypants-phone to me! 🤓📱 Who needs Siri when you've got couch-side assistance? 🛋️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your phone is determined to make those 🛫 turbulent moments work FOR you! Who needs smooth skies when you've got a step tracker that's always up for a challenge? 😂✈️ #TurningTurbulenceIntoSteps

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

  Commentary:
  "Restaurants be like: 'Live in the moment…but first, here's our QR code for all the digital fun!' 📱🍽️ #IronyAlert #ModernDining"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

  Commentary:
  "Handle my phone with caution, or I might just ninja chop your hand away! 📱💥🥋 #PhoneProtectionNinja"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate test of laziness – lying next to your charger, embracing the inevitable demise of your phone's battery 😂🔋 #LazyGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

  Commentary:
  Whoops, looks like someone got caught in a sticky situation! 🍇😅 Next time, remember to put your Jelly Removal Tool on silent mode before engaging with social media. Just a sticky reminder to stay vigilant against tech mishaps! 💬📱 #JellyDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe the phone needs to attend some emotional intelligence classes to understand the difference! 🤔📱 #SmartButClueless"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern-day romance with our phones 😂📱! It's always there for us in moments of need, be it a late-night scroll or an early-morning alarm clock. Who needs candlelit dinners when you have screen time as the ultimate bae? 🌙⏰ #RelationshipGoals"

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