Commentary:
🌹🔵🌻 When it comes to love and flowers, sometimes you need to weed out the surprises! 🪴😄 Who knew gardening could be so sassy and informative at the same time? 💁♂️ #FlowerFacts #NotYourAverageRomance

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.
Commentary:
🌹🤷♂️ "Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem's logic took a wrong turn… and ended up in a microwave! 🔄🔥"
Commentary:
"If Shakespeare had a backup plan… 😄📝💔 #PoeticRevenge"