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- Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.
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- Roses are pink. I need a drink.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.
- Roses are red. I’m going to bed.
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- Roses are pink. I need a drink.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.
- In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”
- It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.
- Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.
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