Funny quotes posts

18 Funny posts quotes

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

1 month ago

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

2 months ago

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

2 months ago

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

3 months ago

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

3 months ago

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

3 months ago

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

3 months ago

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

3 months ago

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

3 months ago

Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

3 months ago

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

3 months ago

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

3 months ago

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

3 months ago

Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

3 months ago

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

3 months ago

Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

3 months ago

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

3 months ago

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

3 months ago