35 Funny posts quotes

Funny posts quotes are the ultimate pick-me-up for those moments when you need a burst of laughter 😂. Whether you’re navigating the Monday blues or just looking to add a sprinkle of joy to your day, these quotes are here to tickle your funny bone 🤪. Filled with wit and humor, they’re perfect for sharing, tagging friends, or simply brightening up your own timeline 🌟. Get ready to LOL and ROFL! 🎉

I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just gro…

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Sounds like the only thing I'm growing is my grocery bill! 🌱💸🤔

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

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😆 📚 "If reading were a skill, I'd gladly return it after seeing this!" 📚😆

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

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This is the perfect plan for social media FOMO 😂 Who needs sleep when you have memes 🌙✨

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts t…

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When you’re single and supportive but might need to borrow one yourself 😂💁‍♀️❤️

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesnR…

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Still buffering in the morning like a Wi-Fi connection in the basement 😂📱🌛

If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the li…

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Sounds like a real gut-wrenching performance, can't wait for the behind-the-scenes content! 🍿🩺😂

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case a…

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"Note to self: stop writing my autobiography in meme format! 📚😂🔍"

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse y…

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"Important daily routine: brush teeth, comb hair, wash face, and, of course, boost my algorithm 🦷🪥💁‍♀️😂✨"

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my…

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"Time travelers be like: 'We found your embarrassing 2012 post! 😅🤦‍♂️ #DigitalArchaeology #BraceForImpact'"

If they stole your post, they probably need it more than yo…

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"Stealing my post? I guess my sense of humor is now considered charity work! 😂📦"