36 Funny posts quotes

• Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

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  2 months ago

  activity, good, humor, i, insomnia, internet, media, miss, night, online, online activity, post, posts, procrastination, social, social media, stay, stay up, staying

• I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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  2 months ago

  boyfriend, funny response, i, Instagram, love, media, need, posts, reply, replying, response, social, social media, someone, story

• Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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  2 months ago

  am, call, early, early hour, hour, humor, just, mean, media, morning, phone, posts, privacy, routine, sarcasm, sharing, social, social media, wake, wake up

• If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, colonoscopy, embarrassment, humor, live, live stream, medical, medical humor, posts, self-deprecating, stream, think, unexpected, wait

• I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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  2 months ago

  assume, bookmark, building, case, humor, humorist, i, me, media, people, posts, social, social media, suspicion

• Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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  2 months ago

  brush, daily, daily routine, face, forget, hair, humor, hygiene, media, posts, routine, self-care, share, sharing, social, social media, teeth

• Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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  2 months ago

  back, digital, digital footprint, embarrassment, footprint, God, humor, media, nostalgia, oh, online, online embarrassment, past, past posts, posts, privacy, share, social, social media, social media humor, somebody, something, sometimes, think, timeline

• If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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  2 months ago

  empathy, humor, need, perspective, post, posts, sharing, stole, theft

• The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

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  2 months ago

  activity, ago, always, bots, comedy, hilarious, humor, internet, internet humor, just, liking, me, media, online, online activity, porn, posts, self-deprecating, social, social media, viral

• Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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  2 months ago

  humor, humorist, illegal, joke, media, posts, relationship, sarcasm, serious, seriousness, silliness, silly, social, social media, talk, wife

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