37 Funny posts quotes

• I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

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  12 hours ago

  advice, expense, expensive, food, frustration, gardening, grow, humor, i, just, okay, own, posts, sarcasm, think, too, why

• Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

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  18 hours ago

  communication, forget, humor, i, insult, me, media, post, posts, read, reading, sarcasm, social, social media, wish

• Life isn’t funny, why should my posts be?

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  1 week ago

  Funny, humor, life, media, post, posts, should, social, social media, why

• Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

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  2 months ago

  activity, good, humor, i, insomnia, internet, media, miss, night, online, online activity, post, posts, procrastination, social, social media, stay, stay up, staying

• I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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  2 months ago

  boyfriend, funny response, i, Instagram, love, media, need, posts, reply, replying, response, social, social media, someone, story

• Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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  2 months ago

  am, call, early, early hour, hour, humor, just, mean, media, morning, phone, posts, privacy, routine, sarcasm, sharing, social, social media, wake, wake up

• If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, colonoscopy, embarrassment, humor, live, live stream, medical, medical humor, posts, self-deprecating, stream, think, unexpected, wait

• I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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  2 months ago

  assume, bookmark, building, case, humor, humorist, i, me, media, people, posts, social, social media, suspicion

• Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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  2 months ago

  brush, daily, daily routine, face, forget, hair, humor, hygiene, media, posts, routine, self-care, share, sharing, social, social media, teeth

• Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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  2 months ago

  back, digital, digital footprint, embarrassment, footprint, God, humor, media, nostalgia, oh, online, online embarrassment, past, past posts, posts, privacy, share, social, social media, social media humor, somebody, something, sometimes, think, timeline

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