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Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

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I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

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At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

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Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

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I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

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Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

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I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

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Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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If I were you, I would rather be me.

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Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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Never eat more than you can lift.

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Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

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Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

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The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

Going viral on Facebook:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

Just landed via Slack:

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

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If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

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Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Making waves on Snapchat:

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

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I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

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December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

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