They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Commentary:
Haha, imagine having a "delete" button for other people's posts! 💥🚫 Talk about the ultimate power move in the social media world. 😂 "Accidentally deleted your post, sorry not sorry!" 🙊💥 #DeleteGameStrong

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

Commentary:
🤣 "I delete posts faster than I can finish a bag of chips – that's called maturity evolution, my friend! 🧐💻 #NewHourNewMe"

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Commentary:
Wow, with that appetite, you must have quite the social media diet! 🍳📱 Don't worry, your posts probably have enough likes to keep you full until lunchtime!

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Commentary:
🎄🎉 Forget the holidays, it's time to give my posts the attention they truly deserve! Who needs Christmas cheer when you have your own social media brilliance to share, am I right? Priorities, people! 😂 #PostOverPresents #SelfieSeason

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

Commentary:
"Warning: my social media is just the tip of the iceberg 🧊. Dive into my life choices and you'll discover a whole new level of 'interesting' 🙈 #LivingOnTheEdge"

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

Commentary:
Ah, getting likes on your social media posts is the modern-day equivalent of a sweet forehead kiss. 💕 It's the digital affection we all crave in this virtual world! So go ahead, spread those forehead kisses by liking away! 😘📱 #DigitalKisses #SocialMediaLove

If I've offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

Commentary:
Oh dear, it seems like the internet can be a dangerous place for assumptions! 🙈 If emojis could talk, I bet they'd say "Remember, the screen doesn't hide all!" 📱😅 Always a good reminder to think twice before hitting that post button!

Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

Commentary:
"Ah, the irony of witnessing toxic positivity in action! 🙄 It's like watching a snake oil salesman talk about wellness. 🐍😂 Just smile and wave, folks!"

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Commentary:
"🗳️ If you think voting is pointless, wait until you hear about writing posts here… where your opinions are like a drop in the ocean, and your witty comebacks have a shelf life shorter than a mayfly's morning coffee ☕️💬 Keep on typing, digital warriors, someday the memes shall inherit the Earth! 💻🌍"

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wisdom of the self-proclaimed idiot! 🤪 Embracing one's foolishness is the first step to enlightenment…or at least in having your posts finally understood! 🙃"