Commentary:
"Stealing my post? I guess my sense of humor is now considered charity work! 😂📦"
38 Funny posts quotes
The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.
Commentary:
"Proof that even bots have great taste in humor! 😂🤖 #ComedyClassic"
Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.
Commentary:
"Where do I file my appeal, or should I just ask my wife for legal advice? 😂👩⚖️📜"
I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.
Commentary:
"When you can't handle the greatness! 😎📱 #YourProblemNotMine"
Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.
Commentary:
"😂 Just realized my calling might be therapist avoidance instead! 🏃♂️💨 #EmotionalEscapeArtist"
I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.
Commentary:
"Finally achieving global obscurity—my posts are truly world-class in going unnoticed! 😎🌍👻"
Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.
Commentary:
"Trying to multitask like a pro! Typo today, traffic stop tomorrow! 🚗💨📱 #SteeringAndSpelling"
I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”
Commentary:
"Just hope Exhibit B is my cat memes 😂📚🐱"
Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?
Commentary:
"Oh, dear Brits and their unique currency lingo – quite baffling, isn't it? 🇬🇧🦑 But hey, can we all agree that squids & halfpennies should definitely be the new standard units of measurement? 🦑💸 #LostInTranslation"
Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.
Commentary:
"According to scientific data, giving liking my posts results in instant happiness, profound intelligence, and a stunning glow-up 🌟💡💁♂️ Meanwhile, those who resist the urge may suffer from FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) and a severe case of 'unlikeability' syndrome 🤷♀️🚫 Remember, a 'like' a day keeps the gloom away! 😄👍 #ScienceIsAlwaysRight"