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Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Does your blood pump that way just for me?

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Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Going viral on Twitch:

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Just shared via Reddit:

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

Trending via Facebook:

We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

Seen just now on Instagram:

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

Just landed via Facebook:

Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

Going viral on Threads:

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

Making waves on Pinterest:

If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

73 shares on Slack this month:

You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

55 shares on X this month:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

20 shares on Instagram this month:

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

38 shares on Facebook this month:

“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

86 shares on Slack this month:

I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

57 shares on TikTok this month:

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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16 folks are currently checking 👀

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

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*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

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You ever just see a tree and be like, “Bob Ross would’ve liked this one”?

21 folks are currently checking 👀

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Taking a Hooters waitress on a date to a different Hooters on her night off.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Did you seriously just pique my interest?

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.

Trending via Slack:

People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

Trending via Snapchat:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

Going viral on Facebook:

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

Trending via Twitch:

We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

Live now on Pinterest:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Going bananas on X:

Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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