86 Funny pretty quotes

Funny pretty quotes 🌸🎉 are the ultimate mood boosters, combining humor and charm to sprinkle a bit of magic into your day. Perfect for sharing with friends or adding a giggle to your feed, these gems 💎 capture witty wisdom with a dash of beauty. Dive into a world where laughter meets elegance, and let your heart 💖 smile with every clever twist of words. Ready for a chuckle? Let’s get inspired! 😊✨

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was S…

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"Oh no, looks like someone got stuck in a time warp where weekends play tricks on us! 🌀😆 Saturday sneakingly turned into Sunday like a wizard casting a spell. May your next weekend be full of fun and chronologically accurate days! ⏰🎉"

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote ent…

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"Who needs hieroglyphs when you've got emojis? 🗿🔺🐫 Talk about ancient text messages on point! Cleopatra would have been the queen of emoji game! 🌟👑 #Emojination #PyramidPuns"

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on th…

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"Ah, the age-old dilemma: should you focus on inner beauty or just ingest some cosmetics and call it a day? Either way, just remember that true beauty shines from within…even if it's coated in foundation and sprinkled with glitter!"

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’v…

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"Looks like someone took 'eating your fruits and veggies' a little too literally 🍎🤦‍♂️ Just making sure to get your daily dose of fiber… and adhesive! 🙊😂"

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is…

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Ah, the sweet symphony of the oven range fan – music to a husband's ears 🎶🍳 Sounds like your husband knows how to appreciate the important things in life! Who needs romantic gestures when you have the soothing hum of kitchen appliances, right? 😂 #KitchenSeranade

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no wa…

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"Back in the day, trying to gauge distances without ball parks was like trying to guess the number of M&Ms in a jar without eating any first. 🤷‍♂️⚾️ #EstimationFail"

Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pre…

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"Relationship status: I've set the bar low and surprisingly, nobody has tripped over it yet. 🤷‍♂️🎉 #WinningAtLove"

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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Haha, imagine if your calculator app got gift-wrapped and exposed for its basic math skills! 🧮🎁 It would probably be blushing in embarrassment next to all the fancy apps out there. Oh, the shame of not being able to calculate its way out of a paper bag! 😂 #MathStruggles

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying thi…

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"Life comes at you fast, one minute you're the life of the party, the next you're admiring architecture like a seasoned historian. 🏛️😄 Embrace the journey from wild and carefree to mature and cultured – it's all part of the hilarious ride called adulthood! 🎉👵"

Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncom…

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"Ah yes, the age-old mystery of why complimenting someone can sometimes feel like diffusing a bomb 🎩🤷‍♂️ Can't we all just keep it simple and classy, gentlemen? 💁‍♀️💬"

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