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3 months ago
Share →: Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

Commentary:
"Looks like Microsoft Teams is not just decreasing productivity, but also decreasing manliness! 💻👨‍💼 Watch out for those invites, guys – your testosterone levels might take a hit! 😂 #TechProblems"
3 months ago
Share →: Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Commentary:
"Who needs mindfulness when you've got Adderall, right? 🏖️💊 Just ensure you're not too focused on your beach towel thread count instead of the waves crashing! 🌊😆 #Priorities"
3 months ago
Share →: The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma of human existence: To work or to nap, that is the question. 🤔💤 Who needs productivity when you can have a cozy blanket and a good snooze, right? 😂 #NapQueen #DecisionsDecisions"
3 months ago
Share →: 9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

Commentary:
"9-5 is really 10-2 if you're working remote – where the snooze button becomes your best colleague 😴💻 #RemoteWorkLife"
4 months ago
Share →: My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

Commentary:
Looks like you took the initiative to a whole new level! 🤣👏 Who knew finishing work early could be so productive? Your boss must be impressed with your efficiency! 😉 #WorkSmartNotHard
4 months ago
Share →: I’m not feeling very worky today.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of a severe lack of workiness! It's a condition many of us suffer from on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays… well, you get the idea. Stay strong, my friend, and remember, you're not alone in your struggle against the evil forces of productivity!"
4 months ago
Share →: The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal cycle of productivity – do great work, get more work. It's like a never-ending buffet of tasks, with a side dish of exhaustion and a sprinkling of praise. Bon appétit!"
4 months ago
Share →: I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

Commentary:
"Oh, the power of email strikes again! It's like a ninja, lurking in the digital shadows, ready to disrupt our peace and productivity. Who knew a simple 'ping' could shatter the illusion of a well-balanced day? Watch out, folks, the inbox bandit strikes when you least expect it!"
4 months ago
Share →: I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Commentary:
"Ah, the rare creature who finds work as fascinating as binge-watching Netflix. If only we could all be so easily entertained by spreadsheets and emails. Perhaps we should all take a lesson from this work enthusiast and learn to appreciate the art of procrastination… I mean, productivity."
4 months ago
Share →: Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Commentary:
"Life's simple recipe for success: ☕️ Drink coffee to stay awake, 🧠 avoid idiots to stay sane, 📚 read books for wisdom, and then just hit that repeat button! 🔄 Now, who's up for some caffeine-fueled enlightenment and idiot-free adventures?"