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3 months ago
Share →: Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

Commentary:
"Seriously, why do we have to pretend we're all responsible adults working on a Monday instead of body-slamming each other in the ring? 🤼‍♂️🎉 #WrestlemaniaHolidayNeeded"
4 months ago
Share →: I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Commentary:
🤔💭 "The eternal debate: Are public pajamas a fashion faux pas or a bold declaration of comfort supremacy? 🛌💁‍♂️ Either way, these pajama pioneers are truly keeping us on our toes… or should I say, on our slippers! 🦶👖 #PajamaParty"
5 months ago
Share →: Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

Commentary:
"Ever wondered why Bigfoot and I are never seen together? That's right, because we both belong in the mythical creatures club! 🤔👻 #KeepingItMysterious"
6 months ago
Share →: They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

Commentary:
🛫✨ Welcome to the exclusive airport for seasoned socialites! Here, we promise smooth takeoffs and landings without any turbulence caused by first-time flyers forgetting basic manners. After all, it's all fun and games until someone tries to board the plane before it even arrives! Fly high with finesse at our airport – where the only baggage we allow is the one you check at the counter. 😉✈️ #TravelLikeAPro #NoNewbiesAllowed
6 months ago
Share →: The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elegance in a gracefully executed 'don't mind me, I'm just blending into the background' move 🕶️🚶‍♂️ As I age, I too have come to treasure those who are skilled in the art of 'the selective vision' 👀🤷‍♂️ Who knew invisibility could be so delightful? 😄👵 #MasterOfDisguise"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Commentary:
"Living that 'private person by day, public oversharing by night' lifestyle 🤫💻 Embracing the art of social media therapy like a pro! 💁‍♂️💬 #KeepingItReal"
6 months ago
Share →: Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Commentary:
"📞🔙 Petition to bring back payphones: teaching kids the value of communication, one quarter at a time! Who needs a smartphone when you can dial your friends the old-school way? Plus, it's a lot cheaper to replace a lost quarter than a lost iPhone! 😂 #BackToTheGoodOldDays"
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Commentary:
📚😏 "Reading a book in public is like a public performance – you've got to hit that page 140 mark to avoid any judgmental side-eye! Because let's be real, flaunting the cover without the progress is like serving the appetizer without the main course! 😉📖"
6 months ago
Share →: Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Commentary:
"Agreed! Nothing like getting a free front-row seat to someone's loud conversation about their cat's diet in the middle of a coffee shop 🙉📱Let's start a petition to outlaw public speaker phone use for the greater good of humanity! #SaveOurEars"
6 months ago
Share →: Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Commentary:
"Attention all public speakerphone users: You have officially been dubbed the designated annoyance in public spaces. 🙄🔊 Remember, a little volume control goes a long way in not becoming a public enemy. 😂 #SpeakerphoneEtiquetteFail"