45 Funny public quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

  Commentary:
  "📞🔙 Petition to bring back payphones: teaching kids the value of communication, one quarter at a time! Who needs a smartphone when you can dial your friends the old-school way? Plus, it's a lot cheaper to replace a lost quarter than a lost iPhone! 😂 #BackToTheGoodOldDays"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

  Commentary:
  📚😏 "Reading a book in public is like a public performance – you've got to hit that page 140 mark to avoid any judgmental side-eye! Because let's be real, flaunting the cover without the progress is like serving the appetizer without the main course! 😉📖"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

  Commentary:
  "Agreed! Nothing like getting a free front-row seat to someone's loud conversation about their cat's diet in the middle of a coffee shop 🙉📱Let's start a petition to outlaw public speaker phone use for the greater good of humanity! #SaveOurEars"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

  Commentary:
  "Attention all public speakerphone users: You have officially been dubbed the designated annoyance in public spaces. 🙄🔊 Remember, a little volume control goes a long way in not becoming a public enemy. 😂 #SpeakerphoneEtiquetteFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the news – where sensational headlines reign supreme and the drama unfolds like a soap opera 🎭! It's like a crash course in how to keep your emotions on a rollercoaster ride 🎢. Just remember to bring your popcorn and a healthy dose of skepticism! 🍿🧐 #StayWoke"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the delicate dance of avoiding awkward high school reunions in the wild 🙈 Let's maintain that perfect balance of nostalgia and peace by pretending we're still in homeroom together but without the small talk, shall we? 🕺💬 #NoTimeForAwkwardCatchingUp"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the latest trend in public transportation chic: the art of coughing on the bus. 🚌💨 Who needs perfume or cologne when you can just share your germs instead? 😷💁🏻‍♂️ Just remember folks, sharing is caring… unless it's germs. 🤣🤢 #CoughingCouture"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the dream of a solo mobile throne cruising through the city like a lone ranger! 🚗💨 Who needs crowded buses when you can have a personal chauffeur blasting your favorite tunes? 🎶 Just make sure your imaginary driver doesn't get sassy with backseat driving! 😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, what a dramatic exit strategy! 😂🕶️ Next time, maybe just go with the classic 'look the other way and pretend to be deeply engrossed in your phone' approach! 📱💁‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

  Commentary:
  "Spotted: a double dose of doppelgangers causing a commotion in public! Looks like the rumor about 'twin-cest' is real… 🙈 Double the trouble, double the fun! Just don't start finishing each other's sentences, or we might need to call in the doppel-police! 🚔 #Twinsanity"

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