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The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

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Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

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You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

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My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

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A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

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There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Just shared via Instagram:

Are you a software update, because not now!

Just shared via YouTube:

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Trending via Reddit:

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

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Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

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If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

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Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

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Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

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If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

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It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

Making waves on Twitch:

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

Freshly posted on Discord:

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Live now on YouTube:

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

Spotted on Discord:

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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