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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

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I could low-key really use a wish right now.

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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

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My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

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4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

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Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

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I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

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If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.

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Only DM me if you like disappointment.

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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

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Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

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You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

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Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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Is this simulation from Temu?

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Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

59 shares on Threads this month:

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

56 shares on Discord this month:

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

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Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

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I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

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No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

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What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

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How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

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What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

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Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

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Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

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My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

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Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

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I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

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Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

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