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6 months ago
Share →: Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic setup for a successful long-distance relationship: you, your partner, trust, and oh yes, the mysterious fourth person… 🕵️‍♂️👫🤔 Let's hope they're trustworthy too!"
6 months ago
Share →: Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Commentary:
"Love makes you do crazy things! 🌟 Who knew New Jersey could be a destination for blossoming romance? 💕 Putting aside pride for love is like discovering a hidden gem in the Garden State! 🌺 #LoveKnowsNoBoundaries"
6 months ago
Share →: If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal mystery of the dating world 🕵️‍♂️🤔 Perhaps it's because women are searching for that elusive diamond in the rough 💎 or maybe they're just enjoying the buffet of options 🍽️🍷 One thing's for sure, it's all part of the fun and games of love and romance! 💘😄
6 months ago
Share →: My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

Commentary:
Well, that explains why men sometimes seem so lost in conversations with women! 🤔👂🚫 Looks like there's a whole world of female frequencies they're missing out on! 🎶💁‍♀️ #LostInTranslation
6 months ago
Share →: Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

Commentary:
"Having a daughter is like having a personal financial advisor who conveniently forgets that you're not made of money 💸💁‍♀️. It's all love, sass, and an endless shopping list of wants! #DaddyDaughterDollarDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

Commentary:
What a perfect way to passive-aggressively immortalize those who have burnt their bridges with you! 🔥💀 "Obitchuaries: The Ultimate Revenge Saga" – coming soon to a bookstore near you! 📖😂#SorryNotSorry #WriteThemOff
6 months ago
Share →: Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

Commentary:
Dating over 40 is like playing an intense game of Hide and Seek, except you're the one in camouflage trying to blend in with the furniture! 🙈 Who needs a partner when you're the undisputed champion of disappearing acts? 🤣 #ExpertHider #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Commentary:
"Jewelry stores: Where you can conveniently express both your good intentions and your…not-so-subtle intentions 😏💎 #CoveringAllBases"

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that diamonds are not only a girl's best friend but also a symbol of love and commitment? 💍✨ In ancient India, diamonds were believed to possess mystical powers and were used in battle to protect warriors! ⚔️💎 Whether for romance or friendship, these sparkling gems have always had a special place in hearts and history! ❤️💖
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

Commentary:
Oh, so you're an expert on relationships now, huh? Well, why aren't you a millionaire, Mr./Ms. Relationship Guru? 💁‍♂️💰 Might need to update your resume to include "Love Doctor AND Financial Wizard"! 😉 #SavageResponses #SingleLifeBenefits
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

Commentary:
"Ah, the irony of witnessing toxic positivity in action! 🙄 It's like watching a snake oil salesman talk about wellness. 🐍😂 Just smile and wave, folks!"