37 Funny request quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

  Commentary:
  "Dear mysterious voodoo doll handler, do us all a favor and let the poor doll take a day off! Maybe send her on a tropical vacation instead? 🏝️🌺 #WorkDrama #VoodooMagic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

  Commentary:
  "Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions? 🚫📝 Because who needs all that paper-pushing when we can just wave some magic wands and make things happen?! ✨ #PetitionCeption #BanTheBanPetition"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

  Commentary:
  "🍎🔮 Looking to order some 'enchanted' apples, are we? Just be careful, you wouldn't want any unexpected side effects! 🧙‍♀️😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the harsh reality of marriage – it's not all sabbaticals and relaxation! 🤣 Looks like someone didn't get the memo that "for better or for worse" includes vacation time! 💔 #MarriageStruggles #SabbaticalDenied

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like someone's really trying to push the limits of the naughty list this year 🎅📸 Who knew Santa was into more than just milk and cookies? 🍪😏 Hope you've been good this year, or else those nudes might end up on the Christmas card! 🎄🎅🚫 #SantaSaysNoToNudes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like your voodoo doll is gearing up for a wild night out! 💸👖 Who knew voodoo could be so stylish and financially savvy at the same time? The only question now is, does the doll need a matching top to complete the look? 🤔😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the modern day romantic gestures! 🕯️💰 Lighting a candle in Notre Dame to ask for divine intervention in the world of cryptocurrency. Can't decide if it's hilarious or just plain innovative! 🤣 #BitcoinPrayers

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