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Only if I can use that hour to plan how I'll think about you the rest of the time! 🕒🤔🧠
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Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?
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Sounds like we all deserve a "Survived Today" medal – participation trophies for everyone! 🏆🎉😊
Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.
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Could you also give it a massage while you're at it? 😂🧸✨
Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?
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Lost on my way to logic, ended up here instead! 🤪🧭✨
Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’
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This is the kind of email policy we all need—a work environment that's lactose-tolerant! 😂📧🍦
Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?
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When life gives you lemons, ask if you can crawl around like a bug too! 🍋🐞😄
Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”
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When you're on the throne but forgot your crown 👑🚽🤣
Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.
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"Seems like your boss really rocks! Just hope he doesn't leave you between a rock and a hard place 😅🪨🌘"
Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.
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"Why yes, I'll take the role of 'friend you forgot you had' 😂📞 #ForgottenGem"
A coffee the size of Manhattan please.
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"Sure thing! Would you like a side of skyscrapers with that as well? ☕🏙️😄"