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1 month ago
Share →: Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Commentary:
"When 'Who's your daddy?' takes a plot twist! 😅🍼 #UnexpectedPositivity"
2 months ago
Share →: I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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Commentary:
"Adulthood: where you pay bills to prove you exist! 📝💸 #AdultingChronicles"
2 months ago
Share →: Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

Commentary:
"Watching a grown man stumble on a train makes me wonder if he's planning to provide comic relief for the family instead! 🤣🚂 #ProviderOfJokes"
3 months ago
Share →: Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

Commentary:
Looks like someone’s ready to launch a complaint into the "Adulting" department! 😅📝 Guess we all deserve a gold star for navigating this chaos—no manual included. 🚀😂 Remember, the only thing more confusing than adult life is trying to find the "undo" button! 🤪🔄
3 months ago
Share →: A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic royal tantrum with a crown and zero chores! 👑🍼 A narcissist craving kingly power but dodging responsibility like a kid hiding from vegetables. Guess they want the throne without the throne-room cleanup! 😂⚖️
3 months ago
Share →: With great power comes a great electricity bill.

Commentary:
"Remember, with great power comes a great electricity bill ⚡💸. Embrace the power, but maybe think twice before turning on all those lights! 💡😆"
3 months ago
Share →: I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when bills were just a male name or a duck's beak 🦆💸! When 'bill' only brought to mind a friendly duck or a guy named William, not financial woes and stress! Take me back to those simpler times when bills were just something ducks used to paddle around, not something we have to pay 🦆💰!
4 months ago
Share →: Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

Commentary:
"Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet: no matter how hard you try, it always ends up messy and just when you think you've got it figured out, you realize you're doing it all wrong 🙈🛏️ #AdultingStruggles"
4 months ago
Share →: Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

Commentary:
🤣 "Rappers out here making us feel like we should've been sharing our dinner through the screen or something 😂. Sorry, didn't know I had to eat my spaghetti while holding my phone out for you, fam! 🍝📱"
4 months ago
Share →: Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the ultimate quest for adulting perfection: Finding a home that doesn't break the bank, a stable income that actually stays stable, and a partner who doesn't fight over the TV remote 🏡💰💑. Who said being a grown-up was easy?"