88 Funny rest quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

  Commentary:
  "Disturb my beauty sleep, and you may find yourself gasping for air 😴💢💨 Sweet dreams, or should I say, be prepared for some hostile night vibes! 😂💤 #NoSleepNoMercy"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive 8 hours of sleep – like a mythical creature only spotted once in a blue moon! 🌙😂 It's a journey filled with twists, turns, and plenty of caffeinated detours. Who needs a map when you've got determination and a cozy pillow, right? 💤 Keep chasing those Z's, you sleep warrior!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the elusive lifestyle of the free-spirited insomniac! 🌙💤 Who needs a pattern anyway when you can rock the trendy 'sleep whenever, wherever' way of life? 😂 Embrace the chaos and enjoy the adventure of never knowing when you'll drift off next! #SleepyButStylish

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting: Going from 'Yaaas!' ⚾ to 'Thank you, rain gods! ☔' in the blink of an eye. The real MVPs here are the clouds! ☁️ #ParentingLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks, duct tape fixes almost everything, from leaky pipes to broken hearts… 🛠️💔 But when it comes to dealing with technology tantrums, brace yourselves for a good ol' reboot dance 💻🔄. Just another day in the life of a tech-savvy problem solver! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

  Commentary:
  "If only burning calories could be as effortless as consuming them 🍔💤 Maybe we should invent a workout routine that involves napping and overeating – then we'd all be fitness experts in no time! 💪😴🍕"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

  Commentary:
  "Blame it on the dad and run 🏃‍♂️🍦! Classic move, parents 😆 #IceCreamGate"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic Monday morning motto! 😴💤 Who needs coffee when you can just hibernate like a bear for a few days? 🐻 Just make sure to set an alarm for 72 hours later! ⏰😂"

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