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Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

Trending via X:

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

Spotted on TikTok:

Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

Just landed via Telegram:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Spotted on Reddit:

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

Making waves on Slack:

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Going viral on Messenger:

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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Just landed via Slack:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Does anyone know where I can find true love?

Seen just now on Threads:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

Just landed via Telegram:

Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

Going viral on Reddit:

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

Just shared via YouTube:

One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

Going viral on TikTok:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

Making waves on Reddit:

The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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