81 Funny running quotes

• If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

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  3 weeks ago

  0.002K, anyone, awareness, exercise, fundraiser, humor, joke, laziness, me, motivation, raise, running, sponsor, wants, weekend

• I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

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  4 weeks ago

  3, 30, add, day, every, exaggeration, exercise, game, humor, i, management, minutes, miss, next, procrastination, run, running, time, time management, tomorrow, truly, weeks, workout

• We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

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  4 weeks ago

  burn, cd, humor, label, media, music, nostalgia, record, record label, retro, running, technology, underground, used

• Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

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  2 months ago

  actually, easier, endurance, exercise, fitness, humor, just, lot, masochism, motivation, pain, running

• I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, exercise, fitness, hand, hand awkwardness, hands, humor, i, indecision, jogging, never, running, sure

• Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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  2 months ago

  day, escape, every, exercise, fitness, humor, leg, leg day, motivation, problem, problems, running

• I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

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  2 months ago

  always, darth, Darth Vader, ever, everywhere, hell, hero, humor, i, just, run, running, saunter, seen, sprint, style, vader, villain, walking, walking style

• About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

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  2 months ago

  exercise, fitness, four, humor, i, minutes, motivation, personality, procrastination, run, running, self-improvement, want, work

• If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, boundary, clearance, confidence, dating, humor, independence, less, much, personality, relationship, running, sale, self-worth, too

• If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

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  2 months ago

  again, away, exhaustion, forest, humor, insomnia, night, parenting, running, running away, sleep, tiredness, toddler, tonight

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