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If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

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I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

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I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

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She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

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Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

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Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

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This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

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Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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Blink if you want me!

Making waves on Snapchat:

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Live now on Instagram:

I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

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My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

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Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

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I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

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